whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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