I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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