I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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