i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize