You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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