great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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