i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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