I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Enjoy the penises
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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