i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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