i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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