it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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