i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize