You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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