Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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