If that was your dad, he is hot
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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