What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
