can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Randomize
