You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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