You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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