it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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