she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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