Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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