so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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