I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She told me I should be a condom model.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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