Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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