3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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