You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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