Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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