we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I need a beard to bite.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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