so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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