Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
