well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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