New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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