I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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