I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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