I wish my penis had an off switch
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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