You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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