I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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