Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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