Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
How naked do you want me to be?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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