Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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