i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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