But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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