..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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