i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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