One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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