She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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