just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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