I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I can't turn off my feet"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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