I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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