She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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