so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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