i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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