we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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