I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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