I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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